Friday, June 04, 2010

DP For The Bunghole


Above: Schlemiel, schlimazel, schlociopath.

Shorter Daniel Pipes
"My Peace Plan: An Israeli Victory"


  • My totally awesome plan for peace first involves manipulating American and European governments into abandoning all restraints on Israel, then the Righteous State must triumphantly exert its will on its subhuman enemies, annihilating the Palestinians and utterly crushing their souls, grinding them under foot, leaving them bereft, decimated, humiliated.



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