Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Earthquaker Oatmeal


Above: Always sees the glass as half-fool.

Shorter Pissedopher Hitchens
Slate
"Long Live Democratic Seismology"


  • Considering the fact that upwards of eleventy billion Iranians will die in the next earthquake that will inevitably strike their country, it is a moral necessity that America should invade Iran and do whatever it takes to destroy its government, for even if the casualties from such an operation are upwards of eleventy billion minus one, it's still worth it according to my flawless neocon method of moral calculus



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