Monday, October 02, 2006

The Psychiatrist's Shorter Charles Krauthammer (Identity Politics Version)

Everyone's Jewish (Krauthammer's Version):

Jews -- even self-denying, self-loathing Jews or those innocently ignorant of their true identity -- are the superior ethnicity, on ontological grounds and because of their being persecuted.

Everyone's Jewish (Krauthammer's Neurotic Subconscious Version):

Hmm, well ...I'm superior, and many people hate me. It can't be because of the pure genius I spout on television and scribble in print. Wait, I'm Jewish. QED!

RETARDO Montalban, who formerly practiced psychiatry, is an op-ed columnist for