Monday, March 13, 2006

The Shorter Jeff Jacoby

The Politics of Female Voters:

Leftist claims of a gender gap are fallacious, because proper women stand by their men in voting Republican; the balance, who are stupid or evil or unfortunate enough not to have a Conservative man around to augment their intellectual deficiences, either do not vote or vote Democrat.

Credit check: "Shorter" concept invented by D^2 and later perfected by B^3.