Thursday, December 08, 2005

Who's That Knocking At My Door?

Knock Knock:

IP Address 38.118.73.# (Performance Systems International)
ISP Performance Systems International
Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : Virginia
City : Falls Church
Lat/Long : 38.8648, -77.191 (Map)

Knock Knock:

08 Dec, Thu, 12:26:49 Netscape 7 Macintosh

Hello? Who is it?

Referring URL

Oh, it's you. Did you like it? And this, too?

Sorry if I left you out. Would you like a drink while I fetch my research? What's that you say, a tequila slammer? It's only 1:30 in the afternoon. Oh you say that's quite normal at AEI? Vodka and cheerios in the mornings, too? Well okay then. I'll be right back.

Ok, Mr. Frum -- or should I call you, "The Lion's Share"? I honestly didn't mean to leave you out of all the fun. Here is your contribution to the Straussian "Let The Peons Smoke Their Opium" model of conservative cynicism. I honestly hadn't forgotten about you.

You're really one of my favorites. I promise.

But unless you've brought some Watchtower magazines, or are gonna sell me some vinyl siding, get the fuck out of my house.