Friday, December 23, 2005

The Psychiatrist's Shorter Charles Krauthammer

Impeachment Nonsense (Krauthammer's Version):

Bush might have commited a political error; but that doesn't mean it's a crime, so you people who wish to conserve the Fourth Amendment should just shut the fuck up.

Impeachment Nonsense (Krauthammer's Neurotic Subconscious Version):

I shall project my own partisan hackery onto others!

Plus: Bonus New Krauthammer twist: "Clinton did it, too" is no longer wingnut SOP. Krauthammer now argues to the effect that because Clinton didn't do it, Clinton's actions have no bearing. New Formula: If Clinton did it, it's an excuse for Bush; if Clinton didn't do it, it's still an excuse for Bush.

***Previous Editions of TPSCK here: I, II.

RETARDO Montalban, who formerly practiced psychiatry, is an op-ed columnist for