Man For A Glass Booth (Krauthammer's version):
Why on earth are we allowing Saddam's trial to become a kangaroo court? Just shoot him already, but humiliate him to my specifications, first, before I have a freaking aneurysm.
Man For A Glass Booth (Krauthammer's neurotic subconscious version):
I'm a deathly afraid that if Saddam is allowed to continue his courtroom intransigence, he'll eventually mention the friendships he made in the 80s, and that the saintly names of Reagan, Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld will be mentioned in the same breath as the phrase, "I bought WMDs from them".
RETARDO Montalban, who formerly practiced psychiatry, is an op-ed columnist for elementropy.blogspot.com.