Monday, October 11, 2004

Shorter RNC Sales Pitch To The Amish

Reclusive Amish could be thrown into election battleground:

If you can forget your concerns over greed and warmongering, then we're the party for you.

The last religious pacifist to vote Republican was Richard Nixon's Quaker mother. I think it's pretty safe to say that the Amish will stay on the farm come November second.