Wonkette blogs that Laura Bush is actually a robot.
Could Laura look any more like an animatronic replica? From this pic, it seems less like Bush was going for a kiss than a full restart. Or is he just trying to hold her head on? We await further accounts.
Who knew that Enron had a robotics division? At any rate, it makes sense now: she seemed just too decent to be with that loser.
One imagines a younger GWB filling out the order for the LauraBot model:
Let's see, Hair? ..Brown, full of body. Lactation? MMmm, Evan Williams from one teat, Saudi sweet crude from the other. Lips? thin, Yaleish. Voice? Hmm, Pat Benatar or Tammy Wynette? Can't I git both? Bush? *giggle* I'm a "landing-strip" kinda guy... I have to remember to check the "blowtorch inside mouth" option.
Then they accidentally send him the beta model of Pimpbot5000.
posted by RETARDO MONTALBAN @ 4:23 AM
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